Thursday, May 29, 2008

Mime Dancing Uniforms

small weekend with family, Sequence 2: we walk dasn woods, and bis repetita

Continuation and end of the weekend.
Changing family. Change of atmosphere, too.

Just down from where my bus Koksen sang loudly to complete Chouchou and induce vomiting Pikdey a second time, I barely have time to do three jokes to motor dops Kampot asking me if I do not want a "Sangsa" (boyfriend) Khmer, I am in the horn back. It Irad and Anthony, who just arrived in Kampot.

Irad and Antoine are MEP. I have already spoken of IRAD, the Algerian doctor, a little on the edges Communist (Marxist and Maoist that if you want my opinion), which finds its way between Catholicism and Orthodoxy, and patients with visceral hate come to him saying, "Doctor, give me drugs."
I often travel with him, because his tour is pretty modo à mes programmes, dans le sud du Cambodge. Quant à Antoine, il est le responsable d'une ferme-école qu'il qualifie de "gouffre financier", il a a peu près un accident par mois en moto (hier il n'a pas réussi à éviter un type ivre mort, et ça s'est soldé par quelques points de soutures pour lui et un ejambe cassé pour l'ivrogne), il désespère de voir l'argent disparaître de la caisse, mais comprend vite où l'argent est passé quand un de ses employés s'achète une belle grosse voiture 2 jours plus tard...
Bref, je saute dans le 4x4 poubelle de Docteur Irad, et nous décidons d'aller visiter les marais salants de Kampot avant la tombée de la nuit.


Saltmarsh, I tell you, it will Coquillard buffers the femur with a crustacean, and it happens to your description of 12 lines that are going to jump anyway. Okay, okay, but you are wrong, for Kampot is famous for its pepper and its salt. And these marshes, well they are beautiful.



The problem is not salt marshes. is the MEP. The MEP is still part of the male sex behavior in the post chivalrous, kind, it is courteous, we invite you to dinner and can not let you do anything, we notice when you have new earrings and we admire the quality of your work. But this quality a bit outdated also has its drawbacks if Cajigal have two left hands instead of the brain. When Antoine holds out his hand for me to cross a ditch full of mud gray, it's really nice, but I'm saying I'm going to drop my tongue, it persists, and we are forced to rummage a half hour the feet and hands in the mud in search of my tongue that will never return. Antony and Irad are then died laughing. Gone chivalry.



They take pleasure in seeing me feel the old tire and dead fish. Finally I go back bare foot, but frankly, Cambodia, shoes, as I said before, sometimes it superflux.


The end of day battle ends in mud and rescue a motorcyclist who got suddenly collapsed in a puddle of mud (really). Back in town we do a test sociological barangues of barefoot, filthy, and hysterical, it fits easily into any bar.






The next day, I resume my tour programs with Irad. We made the obligatory stop at Phnom Voi. This is where there is a village with AIDS created by the father "I-don't-reveal-not-his-identity-because-that-that-don 't-is-not-the-sentence" where Irad waived to raise awareness to the hygiene since its claims to repair toilets, are deliberately ignored by the father, his manager, while three quarters of the cases he treats are actually over-infected wounds because of the 10 health exsécrable glauquissime families grouped in this no man's land. For these families, there are no plans to occupy them and give meaning to their survival and no future for children past kindergarten.

Morality, la visite d'Irad se borne globalement à traiter les quelques cas de bobos devenus purulents qu'on lui présente et à distribuer des préservatifs dans toutes les familles, car selon lui, à part "ça", il n'y a rien à faire.

Le comble du glauque c'est que sur les dix familles, il y en a même une où les parents n'ont pas le SIDA, mais ils ont falsifié leurs dossier médical pour bénéficier d'une maison gratuite. Certes, le père est borgne visiblement alcoolique et addict au jeu, alors bien sûr, si on conçoit l'aide humanitaire comme un guetto ambiance cour des miracles, le Phnom Voi, c'est sans conteste une réussite.

Bref, le projet du Phnom Voi leaves me really doubtful. And I definitely do not understand that buses Singaporeans drain floods of teenagers dressed in uniform shirt printed with red firecrackers cutesy messages like "love everybody", and matching hats, with their punk haircuts and glasses square coming to paint giant flowers on the houses.

Flowers of influence "Smurf", after all why not. But frankly, that's not what will push these families to wash their hands after the break shit.
When I ask why flowers Irad hygiene are paramount, he replied with his usual sarcastic smile: "This is because during the Tour Olivier (oops, that's it I named it), small widows miliardaires see Singaporean homes, kindergarten, flowers on the walls and they all think" Wow! What magnificent project "and then they make a large donation. In general, small widows miliardaires Singapore do not think looking at how are the toilets which are 50 meters away."
In any case, I can tell you one thing that the 10 families, AIDS or not, they seem to really care a lot of flowers on the walls, as their health, however.

After Phnom Voi, our small tour usually stops à Kirivong, fief du Loak tah fort sympathique, mais toujours d'une nonchalence à pleurer. Irad perd patience sur le 3/4 des "ming" (les femmes de 35-50 ans) parce qu'elles réclament les médocs sans dire bonjour, il disparaît avec deux trois pépés derrière la porte de la maison du Loak tah pendant que j'essaye de lui expliquer comment faire un bilan comptable, et passe parfois la tête à l'extérieur, mort de rire, pendant que papi sort, pour me glisser une petite info du genre "pour les problèmes gastriques, ça va de l'examen buccal à l'examen anal. c'est un vrai bonheur"... j'avais oublié à quel point voyager avec un médecin pouvait faire basculer toutes nos conversations in scathologique.



I'll spare you his stories of the worst medical experiences in Cambodia, but I'm still do not surrender. The Tah Loak finally understands what I want for the account, even if I'm good to help step by step for another 3 months ... It is time to leave.

Leaving Kirivong, Irad and dropped me on the edge of the road at an intersection, under a giant billboard to the glory of the Khmer government, as there are everywhere in Cambodia. Not that I have not been good in the car, but it's just that it restarts in Phnom Penh while I go down again a few miles south management program my baby DYCFE.



I associate this intersection, or rather this fork on my arrival in Cambodia.
(yes, it's time sequence emotion necessary to make the ratings, you know)
When I arrived, and Alice, (the volunteer who held my position before) led me to Kirivong for the first time, we stopped at the fork to change Touri Lan. At the time, she apologized to me to make my first trip with the means of transport the most rotten of Cambodia. since I became a regular, and I tested travel sitting on a bag of rice hanging in the void at the back of a pick up so I can not blame him.
It had therefore decided to await the passage of another lan turn, on the fork with its market campaign. It was hot, there was almost no passing on the road and everyone on this crossroads we watched, laughing. After 20 minutes left kicking his heels in full dodger, a small fruit market we were pushed under a beach umbrella and chairs stretched. I asked Alice, "you never had the anguish of finding you in the middle of nowhere and feel trapped you there? Because there myself, in fact I just that feeling. "She laughed softly, as always Alice and I had said no. This anxiety had deserted.

short, it's always exciting to go through the fork meets the sweet name Russey Srok, much more than walk it alone, to wait for a lan or motodop turn, receiving in the meantime, the braces of old bourrachos passing. And I am pleased that now, no place in Cambodia does this would give me more anxiety.


DYCFE A whole team waiting for me with joy: they have a surprise.

Good thing too. Since I left Phnom Penh ue with my student bus , I dragged a big bag of books I bought at the association SIPAR (an assoc that prints children's books in Khmer to promote reading). This is my gift to the center.


They're cute, they all followed my advice from A to Z:
redevelopment of local
design their wallets that they want to sell in shops fair trade handicraft,
monitoring school weekly private lesson for 4 godchildren who can not read despite their theoretical level grade 5!


and not content to be already a perfect program, they propose to their floor on lesprochains designer uniforms for referrals they sew their logo EDM and cheaper to program while working the good old quinqagénaire that uses an iron the last century to the folds of the bags Hand of assoc (... efficient guaranteed)

brief. I'm super excited, super impressed, and also a little embarrassed to see my good advice to believe with such fervor. Sat
tells me so they want to take me to walk on the mountain.
In fact, during my last visit, I had left to walk alone ... yes, I am sometimes bucolic mood, and was part alone with the giant umbrella Pouh 'to reach a mountain that gave me the eye but like all people wanted to take me home, my ride had turned to the tour of homes in the town until the Pouh 'call me mad because night was falling.
brief. Sam and the whole team wanted to take me on that mountain that I had finally seen it.

They are excited at the thought of me this pleasure, and I frankly I'm overwhelmed by their kindness.



We go to Moto, then we begin our ascent. Back in the valley, shows me Pouh tree nuts, cashews, and begins to scoop up small leaves that grow close to the ground (the kind of plant that, frankly, even with the nose above a Westerner would do well not), explaining that c is a great drug and a super dessert too (but in fact it is a dessert yucky, it must be said ... unless you are followers of the jelly rape throat, grassy taste sweetish, faintly minty, and surrounded by a slimy juice).


good very good. it picks up the lamp leaves. The Pouh 'tells me to pull them out with very white rod into the ground, not to take leaves too old (slightly darker than the others), and introduced me to other specimens of flowers that are edible. Di Long instead opts for picking mushrooms. and Sam insists on taking souvenir photos.



A little more and do a remake of Little House on the Prairie, Khmer Rouge atmosphere anyway because if the Khmer versed in plants, because they have long no other solutions to eat or treat ...

In return, we met a farmer who, hearing that I come from Paris, explained that he has a brother in law who lives there (I love: his sister, he would bat an eye, but his step brother, he does not forget).



I could not care, but actually I am entrusted with a mission:

the evening after dinner, we found the old farmer to DYCFE with two old postcards from Paris written by his redneck in 1994. At the time the old farmer still living in Phnom Penh and the letters he received he would seek the post. But since he lives in his mountain, where he keeps cows in the middle of cashew nut trees, it has more news. I would ask to find his brother, then me, I want to keep my promise a little crazy and I do it:
DSL WELL, DRIVE
old farmer from the mountain called Chann Sarith. at the time his brother-wrote an address to Phnom Penh:

Chhea CHHAY
HOUSE No. 48, Road 242, group 43
CHATOMUK Khan Don Penh section




his step-brother's name PODINARETH KIM (at least in the directory if there is one, it is likely that it is theirs ...)
address was there 14 years ago:
60 Bd Montparnasse.
75015 Paris

here. so if this gentleman as I have no doubt is a big fan of this blog to international fame, he is alarmed not: the old man of the mountain is very happy to live das this new area, he thinks well of him and I can put them back in touch with DYCFE ...

it is not life grand?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Frozen Sausages Thaw Cookery

Petit Family Weekend Scene 1: ... family-very-large

After crying in the hut, a little against me on the impoyable scourge of the fat on the thighs, and it time to return to a little more substance.

















Many things are happening here and I wish I could paste the blog in the head rather than on the web. since all my photos have disappeared in the darkness of my Mac (Macintosh, I no longer believe in you not) I console myself by opening wide the eyes on the fabulous life that I am still allowed to live within the great family Children Mekong. And now you know how I can sink into sentimentality without an ounce second degree when I speak of Cambodia.

I get three wonderful days in the south ... And I have strafed my comrades to avenge myself for not having what you impose 48h non-stop projection souvenir photos on my return:

The students finally had a weekend in Iur school calendar that allowed them gather together, all courses combined, relève de Denis Xavier (alias Chouchou) et Marie Antoinette venait d'arriver (margot et Ludovic) ce qui leur permettrait de faire connaissance avec tous nos petits génies, et surtout c'était l'occasion rêvée de satisfaire un voeu pieu de étudiants: voir la mer.



Ah! joyeuses colonies de vacances!!!A qui cela peut bien ne rappeler aucun souvenir?

Le choix du maillot de bain préparé plusieurs semaines à l'avance,




le chapeau de paille, tendance pour le printemps été 2008,

les chants à tue tête dans le car pourri,


the girlfriend of the third rank after her little vomits the 10th kilometer and infests all his peers (not resentful for that matter),



Koksen who embarks on the most raucous karaoke l history of music and still manages to put us on fire,

pocket money quickly dissipated in the memories of bad taste Compete (Chanruoem, law student-speaking Francophile for 7 months, anyway invested in a motley band where it is written "BONGJOUR" if it is not collectible, that!) or candy to them glued to collic their return.


the anarchy of a picnic (although the girls décarcassent to individual meals, the boys squarely rammènenet the pot of rice ...)


the simpering in front of the camera The unexpected opportunity to sink in authority EDM ...


















We take so students on Rabbit Island. funny name for an island, funny time too. At first sight it is less Koh Phi Phi paradise, this is not the shadow of a doubt. Atmosphere more than Robinson Crusoe island of temptation. But it's really charming.
when boarding everyone is won by an atmosphere "Love Boat"


(or Titanic, it depends ...)















The sea air even managed to cheer up the very serious and agoraphobic Piet Thea (really students in mathematics, I want to say but it's not funny every day ...)
those who can not swim jump into the water.

Heing Kim is suddenly inspired me and draws hearts in the sand, it makes me want to sing the hits of the 80 as "And I screamed, YELL-ee," Annie, "For her to come back .. . Ouhou ... I had too much trouble ... " (Yes, it was a real cultural background or you did not ...









Vichay is six feet under ground but obviously it looks to please him,



Hous stepped on a sea urchin and obviously Maé roof that charge faire l'infirmière.

Chouchou (Denix Xavier), en bon retraité des eaux et forêts entreprend une explication du découpage du littoral du golfe de Siam pour Veasna, qui imite très bien l'élève attentive...



l'excitation monte et on fait les premières photots de groupes




...pendant que Monsieur Kri Hok, notre responsable des étudiants trop mimi, médite paisiblement...






Sakhena et Kim Soeun ont vraiemnt décidé de ne faire plus qu'un



I relook and frankly I am not a success ...




We go on an expedition to the heights of the island. Boys and girls have taken their leases more clothes, shoes cities with many a frilly for girls ... Maé Toit has a sacred pace in rice fields.


Sothea Koksen and quickly abandoned the shoe. and as we lost part of the group, everyone finds the good old system of Bantey Manchey: it imitates the cry of the owl or je ne sais quoi for guidance. so what if we did not climb the same mountain, cutting through the forest we will end well ...




all this is tiring ... Vanchoeun Sophearoum and feeling the pinch. The atmosphere is really relaxed. It is almost like in vacanceschez granny!


It is time to move on. Perspectives Ludo puts on a show,


and referrals to ASPECA (an NGO like the Mekong Children who welcomed us into the center for the night) convince us of the need to introduce courses dance in the curriculum of SHS students, making us a demo of dancing coconut ... We fall

all sleep. the next day at 6am pétante, Darling wakes us by ringing trumpet: "all students are already on the bus!"
oh she is beautiful organization EDM, frankly. bravo.
are wrapped while you go up 2-2 and then the bus, his mouth still floured so that all students are on a war footing.
This time we will feel the rapid Popokvoel near Kampot.



Monieur Kri hok is farting the vest, watch it rocks ...




boys pose challenges, and we begin to cross the river throwing himself into the stream. I earn stripes, because I'm the only girl to throw me (except srey èm who after seeing me laughing after my fifth voyage starts to turn). Audrey was right to say that I could introduce myself to Koh Lanta ..

Chouchou immortalizes my courage. I have a knee compote, because anyway, it does seem like much but after each crossing my legs are trembling, and after the 5th, it was not missed, Helou has eaten a rock ... But it was not serious, it's a war wound, a gash of Captain ...

We finish the zoo, which reinforces my opinion. Even Savi if you work hard enough to brighten the visit


and a photo can still give the illusion of wild wild east,














A zoo that remains murky. In Paris or Kampot.


on the way home, I leave the team in the middle of songs and humming. I do not care. Koksen still looks fit enough to lead the bus to break TIMPs Chouchou (there is already a bit hard of favorite but here, for sure, Koksen will finish it).

Pour ma part, je n'ai pas fini de voir du pays.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Experience Certificate Wording

Do not let go ...

Les copines arrivent dans moins d'un mois, je rentre en pleine saison plage et mon ego comme la balance me disent "HALTE" (tout comme les messages subliminaux de papa quand il me donne des élastiques "pour que je me muscle".
Je ne suis pas une addicte des campagnes "maigrir facilement" qui doivent submerger la presse féminine en ce moment, mais tout de même, n'en déplaise au père Ivan, je ne vais pas me reconvertir en soeur missionnaire à Kratié. Il est temps que Bibi se ressaisisse...
Bref, j'ai beau accuser le riz et mes déplacements à moto nettement moins sain que le vélib', grossir dans un pays where there is a food crisis, frankly it's limit of bad taste ...



was during the first distribution of sponsorship DYCFE (my program ultra mega hyper newborn fantastic), the joke turned into a tragedy. There on the photo, I have not tried to watch the needle. For the team DYCFE, if I'm bigger, because I is more expensive. good. either.
The sole interest of all this, do not you make a post on my new template wrestler, but to explain how I came to discover new gems in Phnom Penh.

and the first all these beads, it is without doubt the Olympic Stadium in Phnom Penh.


Lea and Tak must remember our trip to the Temple of Heaven in Beijing two years ago. Taklith and I had wanted to participate in the exercise gym good child who met a bunch of grandmas and stretching joyfully wallowing in the midst of rows of trees in the park ... Finally, we were super motivated until the grannies start in single file and decide to hit back at all blind, screaming war cries. Here we are wisely returned to Lea, bent with laughter with his camera, and was handed exercise Vietnamese beaches.
Well, dear friends, bloggers, stage Olypique Phnom Penh is somewhat the same spirit of collage-Pépette grannies grandpas-sports-du-Sunday, except that what's cool is that nobody tap on one, and this is absolutely awesome is that everything happens at the top of bleachers overlooking Phnom Penh. Briefly, a jewel. Phnom Penh become almost the ugly beautiful.



For 1000 riels (or 1 / 4 of a dollar or euro ... abh ... nothing at all), a handsome young man in a tracksuit and a headset, makes me find the Harmony Club Med Gym République. Big speakers indicate the rate followed delayed all along the row of Grandin. And that friends, is really great fun, because we feel part of a large "HooooooooLàààààààààààààà ....." Compete.



Meanwhile the boys play football (yeah, it takes them to our students, because it is an opportunity to go places hype of Phnom Penh (I suspect this stage to be as high cruising spot for Khmer). But the Khmer not elsewhere the same technique: they love to play with only one shoe. Should in touch two words for PSG, they would be by winning matches ..

Well, and I like to diversify, I also initiated to bring the gutter. (I hope the aesthetes in photography have noted the subtle wink between the panel and gutter road that crosses the road, otherwise, this blog is definitely the gold given to the pigs ...)


yes yes, you read correctly. The gutter cover is a new technique of Kampong Thom. I will explain the principle.
well take a village lost in the outback Khmer kind Kampong Koh. Build it and forget a mother carefully have it to a gutter. wait wisely the rainy season. Invite the volunteer bamboo to spend a few days with you, and of course he'll have to explain her purchase, "the city", 25 feet of gutter zinc one piece to carry back to man over 3km. Then, the more fun is to put the splint on 25 mètresde long wooden boat which is already water and presto! out for an hour and a half journey towards Kampong Koh.

Yes it is a fairly comprehensive exercise. If you can still walk right into the next hour, you are a warrior (well, at least you're a Khmer) ...

Finally, who says regaining control and fitness, said diet change: no rice, no more shakes. I was in Kampong Koh cooked fried crickets. Yes I know. Crocodile Dandy say "they're full of vitamins but it tastes like shit." I do not agree. It looks like peanuts you could hold it by the legs and a head and wings.
is being done.



Well, I leave you, I'll do a few laps in the pool ...